5 funny quotes to celebrate Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day! Here's a few good funny quotes to help us bring the stress levels down and celebrate the chaos of life. For other inspiring Mother's Day posts, explore to all the real mothers with sticky floors and 10 things moms really want on Mother's Day!

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett 

"Mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." - Anonymous

"Whoever thought up the word, Mammogram? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." -Jan King

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one." ~Jill Churchill

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[Funny T-shirts UK]

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